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heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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whorville:

Transformation Thursday

whorville:

Transformation Thursday

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dutchster:

trying to find someone you like who likes you back

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sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

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beyoncevevo:

i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

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babygoatsandfriends:

Some day maybe us humans, too, can ascend.

babygoatsandfriends:

Some day maybe us humans, too, can ascend.

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clrama:

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technicalldifficulties:

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house

oh my god

technicalldifficulties:

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house

oh my god

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officialunitedstates:

do airplanes have horns like honk honk I’m flying through

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standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

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