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offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

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piewinchesters:

The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche

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mamalalonde:

tangled in a nutshell

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laserelectric:

can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

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do-he-got-a-bowtie:

frecklesrex:

anna-rose-banana:

that one character that’s universally hated by the fandom. 

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Can someone please edit this so that it says ‘King Douche’

it already does

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enchilacla:

the tables have turned.

enchilacla:

the tables have turned.

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generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

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ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

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pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir

pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir

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hussatan:

do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url” 

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leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne

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have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

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