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why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

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lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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aerostarmonk:

One time Matt Damon guest starred on Arthur and he looked horrifying.

"so should we draw Matt as a human or as an aardvark?"
"yes"

babylonian:

aerostarmonk:

One time Matt Damon guest starred on Arthur and he looked horrifying.

"so should we draw Matt as a human or as an aardvark?"

"yes"

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demosexual:

i did it

im sorry but this was not even the slightest bit funny


I’m gonna reblog this every day till someone does it.

I’m gonna reblog this every day till someone does it.

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the-cake-crusader:

lordbape:

straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013

Rather be in denial then Acknowledge chris evans exists and is competition 

first of all my socks just came in the mail and my jil sander sweater just sold on ebay so my day has been great thank you so much for asking

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crocsy:

Sexting

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marvelcastsource:

Can you re-enact your reaction to hearing you had been cast on a marvel movie?

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alegbra:

have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

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Ah, yes. The second day.

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