That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
(Source: sharonosbourne, via laughbitches)
It is a common misconception that the ‘L’ in Samuel L Jackson’s name is an abbreviation of his middle name. In actuality, It is a roman numeral, indicating that he is the 50th descendant in the line of Samuel Jacksons, who have guarded our race since the ancient times.
#Achilles I’m here to speak to you about the Avengers Iniative
Fact.
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The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
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| person: | are you athletic? |
|---|---|
| me: | i run |
| person: | oh sweet |
| me: | *whispers* a blog. |
I love how in French you don’t really say eighty. You say quatre-vingts. Which means 4 20s.
Blaze it
two kinds of people
I am the only one involved in this post
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nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
if i didn’t text you back chances are i looked at my phone and said no then went on tumblr
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i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products
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i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it
update: i got away with it
omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me
hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it
r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole
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APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit
I love you all, omg
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
(Source: nightlockandfoxes, via laughbitches)
