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ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just
thats just butter in a hotdog bun

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just

thats just butter in a hotdog bun

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justgoingwithlife:

unstable-wonderland:

s3asick-s0uls:

This is the best one I’ve seen

I’d just like to point out that the paper says “the louder they laugh, the harder it is for them to hear you cry” and that breaks my heart

Wow…

justgoingwithlife:

unstable-wonderland:

s3asick-s0uls:

This is the best one I’ve seen

I’d just like to point out that the paper says “the louder they laugh, the harder it is for them to hear you cry” and that breaks my heart

Wow…

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requireminx:

Tonks walking around as McGonagall saying weird stuff to students

Girls asking Tonks to become their crushes best friend to find out if they like them or not

Tonks walking around the Hufflepuff common room as Snape, scaring the shit out of people

Tonks

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neutral-megido:

yakfrost:

IT IS OFFICIALLY  OCTOBER. BRIN G ON THE HALLOWEENIES

image

They are on their way.

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"Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee."

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

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h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

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clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

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thesubbburbs:

Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.

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  • teacher: you have a new classmate
  • me: please for the love of god be a hot boy

paradisaic:

posed nude for an art class today. they didn’t ask me to. i think they were making ceramic bowls.

(via riddlemehiddleston)

damnitsizzi:

ahoyamity:

ausonia:

Moon Bridge

how the fuck are you supposed to cross that

With determination.

damnitsizzi:

ahoyamity:

ausonia:

Moon Bridge

how the fuck are you supposed to cross that

With determination.

(via shawty2371)

blipsterinsverige:

josieisanerdokay:

A summary of ‘Romeo and Juliet’

I see no lies here.

blipsterinsverige:

josieisanerdokay:

A summary of ‘Romeo and Juliet’

I see no lies here.

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susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

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Diary of a Dorky Girl

Anonymous said: yes hello this is the rep for the 12-14 year old demographic. you lost some points in the popularity pole due to that last text post. please consider another angle in your campaigning tactics. - sincerely, 12-14 year old demographic rep.

officialunitedstates:

hey officialunitedstates legal department here to tell you that 12 year olds aren’t allowed on tumblr. it is in the rules