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ellie5192:

thehighwayphantom:

i-am-momo-senpai:

#not the most dangerous thing in austrailia

Australians would make the worst horror/apocalpyse/zombie movie characters.
Oh Zombies. Meh, I’ll deal with them after a cold one….
The earth is on fire…. Again?! 

#THIS WAS ACTUALLY LIKE THE FIRST TIME THOUGH IN A MOVIE#THAT SOMETHING ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN AUSTRALIA#IT’S ALWAYS THE END OF THE WORLD IN AMERICA

ellie5192:

thehighwayphantom:

i-am-momo-senpai:

#not the most dangerous thing in austrailia

Australians would make the worst horror/apocalpyse/zombie movie characters.

Oh Zombies. Meh, I’ll deal with them after a cold one….

The earth is on fire…. Again?! 

#THIS WAS ACTUALLY LIKE THE FIRST TIME THOUGH IN A MOVIE#THAT SOMETHING ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN AUSTRALIA#IT’S ALWAYS THE END OF THE WORLD IN AMERICA

(Source: xyaeger, via nonsequiturworld)

bubblyambii:

My cousin got hit by a truck.
He’s fine nothing broken but he has the sickest bruise ever!! Like holy shit you can see the outline of his muscles and bones on his chest?
This thing is awesome.  I told him he should get it tatted to always remember that he survived getting hit by a truck lol

bubblyambii:

My cousin got hit by a truck.

He’s fine nothing broken but he has the sickest bruise ever!! Like holy shit you can see the outline of his muscles and bones on his chest?

This thing is awesome.
I told him he should get it tatted to always remember that he survived getting hit by a truck lol

(via nonsequiturworld)

fakeyouout:

“money doesn’t buy happiness”

let me test this hypothesis

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via reesewithoutherspooon)

shouldnt:

juilan:

The time has come…

so what did he end up saying?

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

(Source: notthedisneyyourelookingfor, via nonsequiturworld)

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(Source: imthedogwithablog, via reesewithoutherspooon)

idioticteen:

Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning 

(via reesewithoutherspooon)

macklemorebrony:

i played this and i laughed so hard i hurt myself

macklemorebrony:

i played this and i laughed so hard i hurt myself

(via nonsequiturworld)

I’m upset and I want new clothes

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nintwegggnogdo:

i am very uncomfortable

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officialunitedstates:

been carrying around this sack of bees ever since my grandmother told me beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.  to be honest sometimes I wish she had never told me this information

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